Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I’m digging that ass 😉
Are ur legs hurtin cause u have been running through my mind all day
You really should stop drinking because you are driving me home with you.
Do u have a quarter?? I need to call my dad and tell him I’m in love!!
Baby, it’s either in my truck or your place, but I gotta get home to my wife soon.
Guy: hey cutie
Lady: I have a boy friend.
Guy: is your boy friend made out of glass?
Guy: then if you drop him he won’t break.
“Your last name must be Gillette, because you’re the best a man can get”
“I went to the bakery today, but I left disappointed.” (Insert “why” here) “Because I couldn’t find anything as sweet as you!”
Is your name Google? ‘Cause you have everything I’m searching for.
DO U BELEIVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?
Could you help me find my dog? I think he ran into that cheap motel room over there…
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
I really need to pay your parents a compliment, for making such a beautiful daughter
Let me c the tag on ur shirt… so I can c if it says made in heaven….
You must be from Tennessee, because you are the only “Ten I see”
does this smell like chloroform to you?
Is your Daddy a terrorist? …Because you da bomb!!
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your BedRocK!
You have nice clothes. You know where they would look best? ….You can pick them up off my bedroom floor in the morning.
you want a couple of drinks or just want the money?
Did it hurt when yu fell?
-From heaven baby, yu look like an Angel
do u wash your jeans with windex? cause i can see myself in them.
”Sheeet baby – you look better than a new book of food stamps.”
You have fine written all over you and I would pay.
How long have you been a boxer? Because you just knocked me out!