Worst Ever Pick-Up Lines

Worst pick-up lines in a bar

Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I’m digging that ass 😉

Are ur legs hurtin cause u have been running through my mind all day

You really should stop drinking because you are driving me home with you.

Do u have a quarter?? I need to call my dad and tell him I’m in love!!

Baby, it’s either in my truck or your place, but I gotta get home to my wife soon.

Guy: hey cutie
Lady: I have a boy friend.
Guy: is your boy friend made out of glass?
Lady: NO
Guy: then if you drop him he won’t break.

“Your last name must be Gillette, because you’re the best a man can get”

“I went to the bakery today, but I left disappointed.” (Insert “why” here) “Because I couldn’t find anything as sweet as you!”

Is your name Google? ‘Cause you have everything I’m searching for.

DO U BELEIVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?

Could you help me find my dog? I think he ran into that cheap motel room over there…

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

I really need to pay your parents a compliment, for making such a beautiful daughter

Let me c the tag on ur shirt… so I can c if it says made in heaven….

You must be from Tennessee, because you are the only “Ten I see”

does this smell like chloroform to you?

Is your Daddy a terrorist? …Because you da bomb!!

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your BedRocK!

You have nice clothes. You know where they would look best? ….You can pick them up off my bedroom floor in the morning.

you want a couple of drinks or just want the money?

Did it hurt when yu fell?
-From heaven baby, yu look like an Angel

do u wash your jeans with windex? cause i can see myself in them.

‎”Sheeet baby – you look better than a new book of food stamps.”

You have fine written all over you and I would pay.

How Much?

How long have you been a boxer? Because you just knocked me out!

 

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